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Samus answers a distress call on Planet-L4LL4BY and the atmosphere shrinks her Varia suit into toddler padding. This is a short top-down pixel comedy: start in her tiny playpen, pick a toy-box door, and fire bubbles that bounce off toys and then pop. Her arm cannon stays small against the suit.
Nursery Grove is five plush waves, then the toy squid. Pink bears hug and slowly drain your energy tanks until you press B. Green alien plush charge. Pacifier spiders lob calming balls, and five sleep stacks knock her out. Waves 4 and 5 add plush with electric stun guns. Sippy Depths features juice enemies: tummy turbulence scrambles your movement into slow wandering, and if juice enemies reach you, they feed you juice until you are too full and tired to fight. The Plush Squid Boss battles over green nursery play mats and calls two reinforcement waves when its HP drops to half and low. Losses unlock animated defeats, colorful defeat portraits, and crayon doodle sketches in the scrapbook.
Desktop: WASD or arrows to move, E to enter a door, mouse to aim, hold the button to fire, B to break a hug, Space to bounce. A gamepad uses the left stick to move, the right stick or RT to fire, B to break a hug, X to enter, and A to bounce. Touch uses the pads plus Break, Enter, and Bounce.
This mini run keeps the doodle scrapbook. A hundred-plus gallery, spoken lines, and a longer planet are left for later.
0 plays · Released October 12, 2026 · v3.0.0
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