Talking Theodore

Meet Theodore, your friendly low-poly subway train! Charge his batteries, wash his paintwork, share silly railway jokes, and type a message for him to repeat with browser speech.

Take a three-track subway trip: collect golden tickets, hop orange crates, duck purple gates and find a safe route to the next station. Use arrow keys or WASD, Space to hop, or the on-screen touch buttons and swipes.

Solo play. Speech availability depends on your browser; every line also appears as a caption. No microphone is needed.