Parker Chicken Chucker
@nikohoopiiainaParker is standing there. You have an infinite crate of rotisserie chickens. The math writes itself.
Click anywhere on the play field to chuck a golden rotisserie chicken at Parker. Every hit makes him flinch, yelp something unhelpful ("OOF!", "NOT THE CHICKEN!"), and hands you Chicken Points.
Spend points, throw harder
The Chicken Shop stays open on the right. Five upgrades, cookie-clicker style, each 15% pricier every time you buy it:
- Stronger Arm and Greasy Grip raise your points per throw
- Double Chicken doubles everything you already have
- Chicken Intern and Rotisserie Cannon are auto-throwers: they keep launching real chickens at Parker while you sit back, so your CPS counter is something you can actually watch fly
The first upgrade costs 10 points, so you are buying within ten clicks, and an auto-thrower lands soon after. No waiting, no grinding, no mercy for Parker.
Controls
Mouse click or touch tap anywhere in the play area. That is the whole control scheme.
