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Defend the Smith farm in Texas as Jebediah (shotgun) or Samus (rifle) while the other brother backs you up as an AI partner. Stop Mormons, pie-baking neighbors, boy scouts, vacuum salesmen, bank collectors, raccoons and 100 other visitors before they drop off their deliveries; jump fences, place scarecrows and mines, and wake Hank, the old pig who tramples anyone in his way. Then hold out against the sheriff, Texas Rangers, SWAT, the Army Reserve and Navy SEALs. Isometric pixel art, 10 levels, a mail-order catalog shop between levels, high scores, cinematic intro and ending, and a chiptune banjo soundtrack. Play with keyboard, controller or on mobile. In English, Spanish and Japanese.
0 plays · Released October 30, 2026 · v2.3.0
How to play
Arrow keys: move (combine two for diagonals). S: shoot (hold to keep your aim). Space: jump fences. D: throw grenade. G: choose grenade. 1-9, A, F: change weapon. ESC: pause. Every key can be rebound in Options > Controls. Controller: stick or D-pad to move, A jump, X/RT shoot, B/LT grenade, Y choose grenade, LB/RB weapons, Select pause. Mobile (landscape): on-screen touch joystick and buttons.
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