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About SHIP IT!
It's Thursday. The AI community expected new models, the replies are getting loud, and midnight is close. Tibo, an engineer at an AI lab, has one job left: lock in, go back down to the basement and find the SHIP IT button before the day runs out.
SHIP IT! is a fast, funny pixel-art platformer. A perfect run takes about two minutes. Your first one will not be perfect, and that is where the fun starts.
What you do
- Run, wall-jump and air-dash through five areas: the office at sunset, a melting GPU farm, a free-fall through a terminal drawn in ASCII, the basement and a live studio.
- Stomp notifications or dash straight through them to chain combos, then lock in: for a few seconds nothing can distract you.
- Play the jokes. A usage limit freezes you mid-jump, context compaction summarizes the bridge away, and there is always one more wrong button to press.
- Face the final boss: Theo, a streamer reviewing the game live. Dodge his notes, parry them back and raise his in-game score from 2.5/10 to 10/10.
Friends along the way
- AJ, your dry sidekick in a cape, runs the checkpoints. Stuck? Hold down and he carries you to the next one. Shipped is shipped.
- Poteto drops in as the special guest star, sweet potato in hand.
Reasons to come back
- The Fastest Ship leaderboard and the S rank.
- Keyboard, controller or touch.
SHIP IT! is an unofficial fan game, an affectionate parody made with love. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any company or by the real people it winks at, and every score and review in it is part of the joke.
0 plays · Released November 13, 2026 · v1.0.5
How to play
Keyboard: Arrow keys or A/D to move, Space to jump (hold to jump higher), Shift or X to dash; jump against a wall to wall-jump. Controller: stick or D-pad, A jumps, X dashes. Touch: left thumb moves, A jumps, B dashes. Stuck at a checkpoint? Hold down and AJ carries you to the next one.
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A fast, funny pixel-art platformer: it is Thursday at an AI lab and an engineer must run, wall-jump and dash down to the basement to press the SHIP IT button before midnight, then win over a streamer who reviews the game live.