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Run and jump as a cowboy-boot-headed giraffe. Shoot Modelo beer bottles at spicy tuna roll enemies that fire VOTE FOR ERNEST ANASTASIO!!!!!!! signs. Defeat 15 rolls to unlock a golden banana bazooka that shoots cotton candy, then destroy the broken Nintendo Wii boss to own the world of DVDs.
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An absurdist side-scrolling platformer where a giraffe with a cowboy boot for a head blasts Modelo bottles at spicy tuna rolls, unlocks a golden banana cotton-candy bazooka after 15 kills, and finishes a broken Wii that flings discs.
v1.0.0 - September 16, 2026 · PlayDrop License