Hoplites vs Hipsters hero
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The hipsters are everywhere, little spartan. Grab your spear and hold your ground before their mustaches and mixtapes turn you into one of them.
v1.1.0 - September 27, 2026 · PlayDrop License
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A top-down black-and-white ink arena where a lone spartan spears waves of cuddly hipsters across a castle, farm and road battlefield, recruits allies and avoids being hipsterized.