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Hoplites vs Hipsters

Spear the hipsters before they hipsterize you

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Hoplites vs Hipsters

Spear the hipsters before they hipsterize you

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Hoplites vs Hipsters hero

@blenderpuree1·Updated September 27, 2026·2 plays

The hipsters are everywhere, little spartan. Grab your spear and hold your ground before their mustaches and mixtapes turn you into one of them.

How to play

  • Choose your battlefield: the castle, the farm or the road.
  • Move around the ink-drawn countryside and hurl spears at every hipster that comes out of the trees.
  • Hipsters that touch you fill your Hipster-o-meter. When it's full, you've been Hipsterrified.
  • Every 10 points of kills lets you recruit spartans (up to 3) who fight beside you — but hipsters can convert them too.
  • Grab the tokens: sunglasses for speed, a mixtape that makes every hipster dance, a vinyl for triple spears and an anchor that makes you unhipsterable.
  • Beat your best kill count on each battlefield.

Controls

  • WASD / arrow keys move, click or Space throws your spear at the cursor.
  • R recruits spartans, P pauses, M mutes.
Rating
5.0 / 5
Votes
1 vote
Plays
2
Category
None listed
Released
September 27, 2026
Updated
September 27, 2026
Platforms
Desktop
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v1.1.0 - September 27, 2026 · PlayDrop License

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A top-down black-and-white ink arena where a lone spartan spears waves of cuddly hipsters across a castle, farm and road battlefield, recruits allies and avoids being hipsterized.

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