You can't press attack buttons. Your robot Sparky has a brain, feelings and a very short attention span, and the only way to fight is to type to it.

Teach it to fight

• Shout orders like punch, kick, block, dodge, uppercut or laser.
• Teach reflexes like when he kicks, dodge and Sparky defends by itself next time.
• Invent combos: teach tornado = kick kick uppercut, then just say tornado.
• Tell it to build stuff: make a sword, build a shield, craft rocket boots, or invent ANYTHING: make a pizza cannon gets its own stats.
• New moves: headbutt, spin, tackle, grab, repair.

100000000000 things to do

• Fun actions: dance, backflip, sing, yoga, sleep, moonwalk, air guitar, juggle, draw, selfie and more change Sparky's mood.
• Say give me a challenge for endless random missions, or surprise me.
• Press Things to do for the full command list.

It has a big brain

• Ask it anything: what is a black hole?, what is 12 x 7, tell me a joke, how do I beat him?.
• Teach it facts like remember that pizza is the best food and tell it your name; it remembers them next time.
• It understands typos, spots enemy patterns and teaches itself reflexes, and think for yourself lets it pick attacks on its own.

It has feelings

Praise makes Sparky brave and hits harder. Mean words make it sad and sloppy. When its focus drops it gets distracted by butterflies and pizza thoughts, so you have to say focus! to snap it back. It sometimes misunderstands you, too.

Beat three robot bosses in a 3D neon arena with cartoon robot gore (you can switch gore off). Sparky's brain is a learning bot with a pocket encyclopedia built into the game, not an online chatbot.